Holy Driving-in-circles-around-Denver Batman!

Quick thought: If you find out that I did NOT go for a run on Saturday, July 30th, then you have to stop being my friend. I haven't really exercised in a month and this is not good.

Now that we've gotten that out of the way we can get onto the important stuff.

Question: If one throws a banana peel onto the highway should one expect Donkey Kong's Kart to spin out? It's hard to say... Or at least it was until I zoned out and imagined throwing my banana peel out the window on I-25 North. During this time I put my car on cruise control at 80 (the speed limit was 75) and pretended that I threw the peel onto the road. Suddenly a car honked and I heard tires squealing. "IT WORKED! IT WORKED! I'm going to win first place in the Star Cup! Sucks to suck DK!!!..." Whoa. Wait. Time out. I'm still holding this smelly 'nana peel and I am no longer in the far right lane...*thinking...thinking*.
HOLY DRIVING-WITH-MY-IMAGINATION-IMAGINING BATMAN! I totally cut someone off and they were speeding up next to me to express how disappointed there were in me with their middle finger. In conclusion, no matter how hard you imagine you're causing someone to get into an accident you can't... Oh wait. Yes. Imagining it apparently helps that to happen. Will it make it happen to Donkey Kong? It's hard to say...

Question: Get this! There is such a thing as a "Clear View" or "Clean View" DVD player. The name is neither here nor there. THE POINT is that this machine plays regular DVD's, however, it cleans them up? What does this mean? How can it do that? It's hard to say... I want to know how powerful this thing is. If I put in Gladiator will it bleeps out all of the bloody parts? If I'm watching 10 Things I Hate About You will I be able to watch it without Matt Miller blocking the screen and repeating, "Unsavory. Unsavory." If I wanted to watch a movie without any of the rated PG-13 or R parts I would start with Finding Nemo. The begging is way too sad and way to violent. Is this machine powerful enough to do that? It's hard to say... 

I'm sleepy. That is all.... OH YEEEAAAAAAH. The title is about how I got lost after I exited to Colorado Ave. and my GPS didn't work and I drove East instead of West and South instead of North and then I got trapped in a suburb and then I started crying and crying and crying and then I found the Highway. But I'm too tired to tell that story.