I found that list... nothing on there was very interesting.

Paying for the internet is for rich people, ignorant people, celebrities, and frat boys. Here I sit in the "Student Union" of my apartment complex... except there aren't drunk Sig Chis playing ping pong or slutty freshman crying about a break up...in front of everyone. There are only drunken old guys watching bsaeball in this student union. I work out in the gym downstairs but today is the first day I've ventured up the stairs. I'm not a particularly curious person. It stems from my general dislike of those who butt into other people's business. Uhhh anyway...

I found that list of things I wanted to blog about and they weren't really that interesting.

1. The kids smash up Smarties and smoke them. I'm not really sure what I was planning to say about that because, quite frankily, it makes no sense to me.

2. Car getting towed...CHECK

Ummm, I found the list but I don't have it here... so the mystery continues.

I registered to vote last week. Yay America! I would be more excited if I even knew anything about the people I'm going to vote for. I'm thinking of subscribing to the local paper but only after I get my REAL SIMPLE subscription. I care more about what's in there.

I spent my Sunday reading the Bible to catch up in Bible Study. (I finished Acts.)
I watched all three Lord of the Rings because I'm a P-I-M-P pimp.
I baked a cookie/cake/bread pudding/thing. Basically, I took cookie dough, put one layer down, spread fudge toping, added another layer, and them I poured cream on top. This is how I bake. Noooo rational decisions what-so-ever. How did it turn out you ask? DELICIOUS. How? It's hard to say...
The HIGHLIGHT, however, was the epic assembly line of the REAL SIMPLE recipies I cut out and put onto index cards with pictures of the food on each card. Pause for reaction. I'm a real girl now.

I have this vision of a binder with those transparent things people use for baseball cards or something stupid like that but with RECIPIES. Imagine. I can have pictures of all the food, lists of things I would have to get from the grocery store. I could move things around to plan meals that feature similar ingrediants as to limit excessive shopping before meals... THEN I could be on Top Chef America and make a bazillion dollars doing something every person with a brain can figure out how to do but only few people have decided to make a living doing. THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD THAT ARE BETTER AT COOKING THAN EVERYONE ELSE THAT TRIES ARE Gracie Lou, Alice Arnn, Debbie Treiber, Jackie Argyle, and Bonnie Buchhop. No one else really has business claiming to have "mastered" any form of cooking. These people feed me for free, therefore, all other "chefs" are useless.

My idea for the best cook book in the world really only has merit in a married situation. Thus, I have plenty of time to create this mater piece. I would like to say that all chick flicks which feature single women making these fancy meals and desserts for themselves are full of shit. I can eat popcorn and carry on with my life. Those REAL SIMPLE recipies all serve 4. I am one. It will be years before I am 4. Also, you don't even get to make meals for 4 unless you are a 2 and you are eating with a couple. I am not a 2. I don't cook for 4. The only plus side to the extra 3 servings is that I am so uninterested in what I eat daily that eating the same thing 4 meals in a row wouldn't really bother me too much. It's just food. Yes people who make millions in the food industry. It's JUST food.